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Man Vs. Woman Joke(30)

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  A women‘s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said,“Where would man be today if it were not for woman?”

  She paused a moment and looked around the room.“I repeat,where would man be today if it were not for woman?”

  From the back of the room came a voice,“He‘d be in the Garden of Eden eating strawberries.”

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