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趣味图片英语笑话:a door 一扇门(双语)

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close, i'm too stressed out right now. we're going to lunch at my sister's home, we're alreday late...

关掉,我现在太紧张了,我们将要去我姐姐家吃饭,现在已经迟到了……

by a concidence, ralph opened a door leading to an upside-down replica of the universe we know

拉斐尔凑巧打开一扇通向一个与我们所知道的宇宙颠倒的门

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