Polish

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　　One day a guy walks into a bar and ask the bartender if he wants to hear a polish joke.

　　He says you see that guy sitting at the end of the bar he's 250 pounds, he is about 6'3 and he's polish, and the guy by the door is about 6'7 350 pounds, and he's polish.

　　Bartender says to the coustomer and i'm polish to so do you really want to tell that polish joke the customer says no i really don't feel like explaining it three times……

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