趣味图片英语笑话:22 years 22年(双语)
john, do something! show that you're a man for once!
约翰,做会真正的男人吧!
shut up,anne. the day the oral sex stopped, was the day you lost my support...22 years,anne, 22 long, sad years
安妮闭嘴,口交结束的那一天了就是你失去了我的支持的那一天……22年了,安妮,悲伤漫长的22年
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