外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹130：把我吓个半死(中英)
A woman was walking along the beach when she saw a bottle on the sand. She picked it up and removed its top. Whoosh! A big puff of smoke appeared.
一位妇女正在沿着海滩散步，突然她看见沙滩上有个瓶子。她捡起了瓶子，拔开了瓶塞。呼的一声，冒起一股浓烟。
"You have released me from my prison,”the genie told her. "To show my thanks, I’11 grant you three wishes. But take care, for with each wish，your mate, will receive double of whatever you request.”
“你把我从囚禁中解救了出来，”妖怪对她说:“为了表示对你的感谢，我将满足你三个愿望。但是要注意，你每实现一个愿望，你的丈夫会得到双倍你所要求的东西。”
"Why?" The woman asked. "He left me for another woman.”
“为什么?他为了另一个女人抛弃了我。”这位妇女问。
"That is how it is written，”replied the genie.
“只能如此。”妖怪回答道。
The woman shrugged and then asked for a million dollars. There was a flash of light, and a million appeared at her feet. At the same instant, in a distant place，her husband was down to see twice that amount at his feet.
这位妇女很无奈地耸了耸肩，要了一百万美元。一道亮光闪过，在她的脚下出现了一百万美元。与此同时，在遥远的地方，她的丈夫正在看着脚下双倍数目的钱。
"And your second wish?"
“你的第二个愿望呢?”
"Genie, I want the world's most expensive diamond necklace.” Another flash of light, and the woman was holding the precious treasure. And in that remote place, her husband was wondering what had made so many precious stones come to him from nowhere at all.
“妖怪，我想要世界上最贵重的钻石项链。”有一道亮光闪过，这个妇女的手中便出现了这贵重的宝物。在那个遥远的地方，她的丈夫正在奇怪从什么地方冒出这么多宝石来。
"Genie，is it really true that my husband has two million dollars and more jewels than I do, and that he gets double of whatever I wish for?
“妖怪，我丈夫真的拥有了两百万美元，还有比我更多财宝，而且不论我要什么，他就能得到双倍吗?”
The genie said it was indeed true.
妖怪说确实如此。
Okay，genie，I’ m ready for my Last wish,” the woman said. "Scare me half to death.”
“好了，妖怪，我已经想好了我的最后一个愿望了。”这位妇女说二“把我吓个半死吧。”
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