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英语幽默小故事带翻译:Alternative help 帮倒忙(中英双语)

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86.Alternative help

86.帮倒忙

"I'll need to see your license and registration,"says the highway patrolman after stopping a middle-aged couple."You were speeding.”

高速公路上的警察拦住了一对中年夫妇,说:“我要看看你的驾驶证和车证,你超速了.”

"But,officer,"says the husband, "I was way under the speed limit.”

“可是,长官,我一直在限制以下的速度开车。”大夫说。

"Sir, you were doing 63 in a 55 Zone.”

“先生,你在限速55英里的地区开到了63英里。”

"I was not speeding!"insists the man. 'Your radar gun must be broken. "

“我没有超速,”那个人坚特说:“你的雷达扫瞄一定有问题了。”

At this point, the wife leans over. "It''s no use arguing with him, officer,"she says apologetically."He always gets this stubborn when he's been drinking."

这时,他的老婆凑了上来:“警察先生,你不用跟他争论了,”她带着抱歉的口气说:“每一次喝酒,他就变得这么固执。”

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