她没零钱打赏

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A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented,

"Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."

一位女士丢了小坤包，让一个诚实的小男孩给捡到，并交还给她。女士查看了包包后，说了句话：“嗯哼……有意思哈，我丢包的时候，里面有张20块的票子，现在变成了二十张1块的票子。”
男孩立马接话：“说得没错，夫人。上回我也帮一位女士找回了包，可她没零钱打赏。”

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