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趣味图片英语笑话:anti-climax“虎头蛇尾”(双语)

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Son, someday all of this will be yours!

儿子,有一天这将是你的!

I'm not your son ... and I don't know who you are ...

我不是你的儿子……我不知道你是谁……

and this is my property ... which I would like you to vacate...

这是我的财产……我希望你离开……

It somehow felt like an anti-climax

这感觉就像一个“虎头蛇尾”

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