要是今天不收就太好了。
Customer:Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee.It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of charge today.
Waiter:Sir,everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup.Itwill be wonderful if youdrink it from an empty cup today.
顾客：你每天都收我咖啡的钱，要是今天不收就太好了。
服务员：先生，你每天都从盛满咖啡的杯子里喝咖啡，要是今天从空杯子里喝就好了。
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