趣味图片英语笑话：ballet芭蕾舞（双语）
Hey you, flat-chested skanks, get naked and start scissoring NOW!
嘿你,平胸丑女,裸体,开始脱吧!
Randy just said what everybody attending ballet think
兰迪只是说出了每个人看芭蕾舞的想法
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