趣味图片英语笑话:Kendra 肯德拉(双语)
Kendra, your like finger is infected ... We need to amputate it...
肯德拉,你的手指感染了……我们需要截肢……
The start of a life isolated from the rest of the human race
与其余人类隔离的生命的开始
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