爆笑英语幽默笑话精60:To Ask For Leave请假（英汉双语笑话）

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60. To Ask For Leave

60.请假

"So you want another day off,”snorted the teacher to his student，Tom.“I am anxious to hear what excuse you have this time. You have been off for your grandfather's funeral four times already.”

“这么说，你又要请一天假，”老师怒气冲冲地对他的学生汤姆说，“我倒想知道你这次找什么借口。你已经请了四次假说去参加你爷爷的葬礼。”

Tom replied，"Today my grandma is getting married again.”

汤姆回答说:“今天是我奶奶再不次举行婚礼。”

funeral

n.[C]丧葬，葬仪;出殡行列

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