英语幽默小故事带翻译：Wife’s desire 妻子的欲望（中英双语）
154.Wife's desire
154.妻子的欲望
A woman and her husband were out shopping when she realized that she needed to purchase some hair color for her graying hair.
一位女士在与他的丈夫购物时，她意识到她该为她的灰白头发买些染发水了。
"When are you going to stop buying that expensive stuff ,"complained the husband."and let your hair go gray like Barbara Bush?"
她丈夫抱怨说:“你什么时候才能停止买那些昂贵的东西，而让你的头发长成像芭芭拉.布什(总统夫人)的头发那样灰白呢?”
"The day that you're inaugurated,"the wife replied.
“那就要等到你就职的那天了。”妻子说。
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