英语幽默小故事带翻译：One surpasses the other “一物降一物”（中英双语）
153.One surpasses the other
153.“一物降一物”
"It's annoying when my dentist starts up a conversation while he's working on my teeth，"one guy said to another.
一个人对另一个人说:“当我的牙医陪我看牙时，他总是跟我聊天。这真让我心烦。”
"I know just what you mean，”replied his friend. "But my Uncle Edgar used to drive this dentist crazy.'
他的朋友回答说:“我明白你的意思，但我的叔叔艾德加就曾使这位牙医不知所措。”
"How so?"
“怎么会这样呢?”
"He was a ventriloquist."
“他是个口技演员。”
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