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英语幽默小故事带翻译:Side-effect 副作用(中英双语)

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129.Side-effect

129.副作用

One morning I opened the door to get the newspaper and was surprised to see a strange little dog with our paper in his mouth. Delighted with this unexpected“delivery Service",I fed him some treats. The following morning I was horrified to see the same dog sitting in front of our door wagging his tail,surrounded by eight newspapers.

有一天,我开门取报纸,惊奇地发现报纸被一条陌生的小狗叼着。我为这种送报服务惑到很高兴,于是就喂了小的一些吃的。第二天早上,我惊奇地发现那条小狗趴在门口,冲我摇着尾巴,它周围放着八份报纸。

I spent the rest of that morning returning the papers to their owners.

我用7整整一止午的时间,才把那些报纸发还给了它们的主人。

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