手机版

趣味图片英语笑话: Grand Slam Final大满贯决赛(双语)

阅读 :

If one perceive the universe as a matrix, there are lines everywhere and therefore a tennis ball can never NOT be on the line, as there will always be a line where it may be. A ball will always be 'in', whereas 'out', relatively speaking,

如果一个人认为宇宙是一个矩阵,到处都是线,因此网球永远会在线上,它可能总是一条线。一个球“在”、“出”永远相对而言,

Einstein talks his way to victory at a Grand Slam Final

爱因斯坦在大满贯决赛时谈他取得胜利的方式

更多 英语笑话英语小笑话英文笑话英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料,请继续关注 英语作文大全

本文标题:趣味图片英语笑话: Grand Slam Final大满贯决赛(双语) - 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
本文地址:http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/11969.html

相关文章

  • Two Tickets Please

    A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box, the young man said to the ticket seller, "Two tickets, please. " When th...

    2018-12-27 英语笑话
  • joke(28)

      真没想到我已经往回跑了这么远!  第一次世界大战期间,一场大战役正在进行。枪炮轰鸣,子弹横飞。这样持续了一小时后,有个士兵认为战斗太危险了,所以他离开前线,开始逃离战场。走了一个小时后,他看见一个军官朝他走...

    2018-12-29 英语笑话
  • 英汉双语笑话29

    1. TWO HEARTS BEATING Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor w...

    2018-11-20 英语笑话
  • 英汉双语笑话:世上没有完美的男人

    there was a perfect man and a perfect woman. they met each other at a perfect party. they dated for two perfect years. they had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. they had two per...

    2018-10-29 英语笑话
  • 趣味图片英语笑话:What do you mean你们什么意思(双语)
    趣味图片英语笑话:What do you mean你们什么意思(双语)

    你们什么意思,船上已经有两只猎豹了!? 好吧,我和诺亚谈谈……What do you mean, there are already two cheetahs on board!? 你们什么意思,船上已经有两只猎豹了!? Let me talk to Noah …&hell...

    2018-11-02 英语笑话
  • 英汉幽默故事选读【71】

    The Young Man at the Wheel  My infant daughter began crying as I drove home from the store, and since she was harnessed to her safety seat in the back, I couldn't console her. Stopping for a red...

    2019-01-06 英语笑话
  • 你会是一个好的舞者

    Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet. 女孩:你会是一个好的舞者,除了两件事。男孩:那两个东西是什么?女孩:你的脚。 b...

    2018-11-28 英语笑话
  • Five Hundred Times 五百遍

    .h1 { FONT-WEIGHT: bold; TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; FONT-SIZE: 22pt; MARGIN: 17pt 0cm 16.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 240%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify}.h2 { FONT-WEIGHT: bold; TEXT-JUSTIF...

    2018-11-18 英语笑话
  • 英文笑话:Irish

      An Irish guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What`s up ?" he says. "I`m h...

    2018-12-26 英语笑话
  • Computer Joke(27)

      Mr. R.B. Jones applied for a position with the government and was accepted. On his first day the personnel dept processed his records. When asked what the R.B. stood for he informed the clerk...

    2018-12-29 英语笑话
你可能感兴趣