英汉双语笑话：世上没有完美的男人
there was a perfect man and a perfect woman. they met each other at a perfect party. they dated for two perfect years. they had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. they had two perfect children.
one day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.
well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. two people died and one lived.
who died and who lived?
the perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.
曾经有一个完美男人和一个完美女人，它们邂逅于一个完美的聚会。完美的约会持续了两年，然后他们举行了完美的婚礼，并度过了完美的蜜月。之后他们有了两个完美的孩子。
一天，完美男人和完美女人驾着他们那完美的轿车出行。他们在路边看到一个精灵，由于他们是完美男女，于是他们载了精灵一程。
由于完美男人和完美女人载上了精灵，他们不知何故发生了交通意外。其中二死一生。
猜猜谁过世了而谁活了下来？
当然是完美女人活了下来，因为完美男人和精灵根本就是虚幻的。
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