英语幽默小故事带翻译：Still care 思不断!（中英双语）
115.Still care
115.思不断!
After spending all day watching football，Harry fell asleep in front of the TV and spent the night in the chair. In the morning，his wife woke him up."Get up, dear," she said. A It's twenty to seven. "
看了一整天的橄榄球赛，亨利倒头睡在了电视机旁的椅子上。第二天早上，他的妻子来叫他起床:“起来吧，亲爱的，差二十分七点了。”
He woke with a start. "In whose favor?"
他被惊醒了，爬起来问:“哪方领先?”
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