趣味图片英语笑话:Lizzy丽萃(双语)
Lizzy, I don't know why I suddenly had to kiss it! It meant nothing ...
丽萃,我不知道为什么我突然吻它!这意味着什么……
The fun and free-spirited New Year's Eve was replaced by a more apologetic tone the following day
是第二天更抱歉的口气取代了除夕的乐趣和自由奔放
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