爆笑英语幽默笑话精109：Asking A Question问问题（英汉双语笑话）
109.Asking A Question
109.问问题
During the computer class，the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting behind him.
计算机课上，老师批评一个男生，因为他和后边的女生说话。
"I was just asking her a question，”the boy said.
“我只不过问她一个问题。”男生说。
"If you have a question, ask me, "the teacher replied
“如果你有问题，问我好了。”老师说道。
“OK，"the boy answered.“Do you want to go out with me Friday night?"
“那好吧，”这个男生说，“周五晚上你愿意和我一起出去吗?”
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