趣味图片英语笑话： bacteria细菌（双语）
I love beautiful things! How about changing the colour scheme a bit? And how about a crystal chandelier?
我爱美丽的东西!如何改变色调搭配?水晶吊灯怎么样?
What don't you understand - we live in shit! SHIT?
你不懂——我们生活在狗屎!狗屎中吗?
Amongst the other bacteria Victoria was considered somewhat of a snob
维多利亚被其他细菌认为有点势利眼
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