外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹317：我妹妹的手指头(中英)
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
老师:凯温，这次你怎么又迟到了?
Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
凯温:对不起。老师，我在家钉钉子，砸坏了两个手指头。
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
老师:怎么没有扎绷带呀?
Kevin: Oh, they weren’t my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.
凯温:噢，砸的不是我的手指头，我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。
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