外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹318：除了音乐(中英)

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A keen young teacher wanted to intro- duce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"

一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐，就安排了一天下午去听音乐会。为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象，她请大家喝柠檬汽水，吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家听完音乐会后上汽车回家的时候，她问小萨莉:“你今天玩得好吗?”

"Oh, yes，miss!” said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is.”

“噢，好极了，小姐。”萨莉说，“除了音乐其它都很好。”

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