趣味图片英语笑话：Snowden 斯诺登（双语）

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Jeez, come on ... Who did you hook up with!? Just say it, already ...I promise I can keep a secret!

呀,来吧…你勾搭的是谁?尽管说,已经……我保证我可以保守秘密

Edward Snowden out with friends

爱德华·斯诺登与朋友不和

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