身材走样的加菲猫-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
garfield:i'm out of shape.
加菲猫：我的身材走样了。
garfield:i think i'll take up jogging.
加菲猫：我认为我应该从事慢跑。
garfield:(pant,pant,pant,pant)
加菲猫：喘息声。
garfield:whew!made it.
加菲猫：哎呦，成功了。
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