看笑话学英语24:Good Choice选得真不错
听笑话学英语24:Good Choice 选得真不错
一天,两个工程系的学生在校园里碰面了。一个大声地招呼另一个:“嗨!这单车真棒!你在哪弄到的?” “哦”另一个回答,“有一天,我在去教室的路上遇到一个年轻漂亮的姑娘骑着这辆车,她跳下车,脱掉所有的衣服,说,‘你要什么都可以拿去!’”。 “选得真不错”,第一个说,“你穿她的衣服肯定不合身。”
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