知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇36：Love Dress 爱的衣裳（中英+）
A mother is going over to son's house,who happened to be just married.She knocks on the door, and her daughter-in-law answers, naked.
一个母亲去刚刚结了婚的儿子家，她敲了敲门，开门的是儿媳妇，她居然没有穿任何衣服！
The mother is shocked, and goes,quot;Why are you walking around the house naked?"The new wife replies, "Well, this is my love dress,and when I wear this dress, my husband get's really excited."
婆婆很吃惊地说，“你干吗光着身子在屋里走啊？”新媳妇回答，“哦，我穿的是爱的衣裳，每次我一穿这衣服，我老公就会变得很激动。”
The mother ponders over this for a while, then goes home.After a little more thinking,the mother decides to try it on her husband when he gets home.So when her husband knocks on the door, she answers it, naked.
婆婆沉吟了一会儿就回家了。她又想了一阵，决定在自己老公回家时，也用这一招试试他。于是，当她老公敲门时，她也光着身子去应门。
The husband looks her up and down.Then he asks, "Why in the world are you walking around the house naked?!"So the mother explains, "This is my love dress."
老头上上下下地打量了她一番，说，“你到底是在干吗，光着身子在屋里走来走去？！”老太婆回答，“这是一件爱的衣裳啊。”
The husband looks shocked, and then replies,quot;Well, it needs to be ironed!"
老头看起来很震惊，然后说道，“哦，那你这件衣服实在是该熨一熨了。”
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