双语 笑话 What soldiers?
Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.
Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers?妻子：亲爱的！快看那些士兵，他们看经过的那位漂亮女郎都看得发呆了。
丈夫：士兵？什么士兵？
练习：
你知道为什么丈夫看不到士兵么？
答案：
因为他也在看经过的美女，看发呆了。
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