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知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇28:If Life Were Like A Computer 假如生活是一台电脑(中英+)

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You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. 

你可以通过控制面板增加或者删除一些人;

You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!

可以把孩子放进回收站,然后在你喜欢的时候再还原。

You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings.

可以通过调整显示器的设置让外表更好看;

You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy.

可以在吵闹的时候关掉音箱;

You could click on “find” (Ctrl, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys.

可以点击“搜索”找到丢失了的遥控器和车钥匙;

To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

锻炼身体的时候,点击“运行”。

If you mess up your life, you could always press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!

要是你的生活一团糟,同时按下“ctrl, alt, delete”键,一切重新开始。

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