趣味图片英语笑话: loser 失败者(双语)
Life's a battle and I have to win it! CARPE DIEM!
人生如战斗,我要赢!及时行乐!
Check out that loser!
看看,失败者
Your life up close - and a bit afar
你的生活靠近或是有点遥远
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