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趣味图片英语笑话: loser 失败者(双语)

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Life's a battle and I have to win it! CARPE DIEM!

人生如战斗,我要赢!及时行乐!

Check out that loser!

看看,失败者

Your life up close - and a bit afar

你的生活靠近或是有点遥远

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