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双语笑话 史上最牛新生

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大嘴:Did you register for university alone ?
你上大学第一天报到是一个人吗?

脸盆:Yeah ,by myself,so independent .
是啊,我自己,很独立吧。

大嘴:So great! I saw the most powerful freshman yesterday .
很棒啊!昨天我看到一个最牛的新生。

脸盆:What was it ?
怎么回事?

大嘴:The girl took Lincoln to register with 19 suitcases .
这个大一女生坐加长林肯,并携带了19箱行李报到。

脸盆:Unbelievable !
啊,简直难以置信。

大嘴:What seems more exaggerated, two professional guides were maned by her parents.
更夸张的是,家长还给她配备了两名专职导游。

脸盆:Must be from a rich family .
一定是个富家女。

大嘴:Yeah ,the parents also required the school to arrange a detached dormitory with washroom.
是的,家长还要求学校给女儿安排一间独立的带卫生间的寝室。

脸盆:Words failed me, really be hopeless !
我对此无话可说了,简直无药可救!

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