打碎镜子预示7年坏运
Isn't it wonderful?
"What are you so happy about?"a woman asked the 98-year-old man.
"I broke a mirror," he replied.
"But that means seven years of bad luck."
"I know." he said, beaming,"Isn't it wonderful?"
这难道不好吗？
“你高兴什么？”一个女士问一个98岁的老人。
“我打碎了一个镜子。”他回答。
“但那预示着7年的坏运气。”
“我知道。”他高兴地说，“这难道不好吗？”
NOTE
beaming adj. 照耀的, 光亮的, 喜气洋洋的, 愉快的
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