趣味图片英语笑话：Tim the Gazelle 羚羊蒂姆（双语）
And the award for 'Best Run For Its Life 2014' goes to Tim the Gazelle ...
“2014年最佳奖逃命奖”获得者为羚羊蒂姆……
It worked! He came! Nobody turns down an award... Now, let's get the sucker!
有效!他来了!没有人能拒绝奖励…现在,让我们下手!
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