每日一笑(4.19)
Two Tickets
"My husband is so ugly that when he goes to the zoo he has to buy two
tickets: one to get in and one to get out."
两张票
“我丈夫长得特别丑，每次他去动物园都不得不买两张票：一张是进动物园
的，另一张是出动物园的。”
（哈哈，不会吧。出来时，难道动物园管理员们会以为是动物跑出去了吗？)
我家里有事,从明天开始回家啦,过五一长假期后回来,你们会想我吗?嘻嘻!
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