趣味图片英语笑话:Stingy people are rather weird 小气的人相当怪异(双语)
Nah, I'm taking this. You thought you were getting this or free,huh?
不,我正在拿这。你以为你能免费得到这个,嗯?
Stingy people are rather weird
小气的人相当怪异
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