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Sinopec (SNP) Hebei branch on Sunday responded to an allegation over the Internet that the company spent 130,000 yuan (US$20,390) on its employees' business cards in 2009, saying the evidence for the claim has been altered.

The allegation, first reported by Beijing Times, came from a web poster claiming to be an insider at the company. The anonymous person said the Chinese oil giant purchased 500 packages of business cards at 260 yuan (US$41) per.

The person also attached the photocopy of a receipt as evidence of the allegation.

一个年轻人在超市里买一些东西走的时候,他注意到一位老妇人跟着他。“原谅我,”她说。”我很抱歉我一直盯着你让你感觉不舒服。这只是你看起来就像我的儿子,他最近去世了。”“我很抱歉,”年轻人回答说,“有什么我可以为你做的吗?”“是的,”她说,“当我离开的时候,你会说“再见,妈妈?”它会让我感觉非常好。”“当然,”年轻人回答道。当老太太离开的时候,他喊,“再见,妈妈!”然后,当他走到收银台,他看到他的总数是127美元。”怎么会呢?”他问。”我只买了一点东西!”店员回答,“你的妈妈说你帮她付钱。”

       

                        

    

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