趣味图片英语笑话:charm 魅力(双语)
You have just laid a turd on the table? Well, mmm, it is actually a step forward ...
你刚才把一坨粪放在桌子上?嗯,嗯,它实际上是一步……
After trying with his "charm" for many years, Lucas went for something new
在他尝试“魅力”多年后,卢卡斯去尽力想得到一些新的东西
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