U married mine

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　　Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.

　　Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?

　　Little boy: Grandma.

　　Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you?

　　Little boy: Why not? You married mine.

　　中文翻译：

　　小男孩：爸爸，我想结婚。

　　爸爸打趣地问道：噢！谁是你心中合适的人选？

　　小男孩：奶奶。

　　爸爸：等一下，你认为我会让你娶我的妈妈？

　　小男孩：为什么不？你娶了我的妈妈。

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