我轻声吹了个长长的口哨

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I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle. "And how much are they then?" I asked, pointing to another tray.

"You, sir," replied the jeweler, "about three whistles."

我答应女朋友送根金项链给她过生日，可等珠宝店老板对我们相中的一款报出价来时，我轻声吹了个长长的口哨。
“那这些多少钱？”我指着另一个托盘问。
“先生您咧，”珠宝店老板说，“差不多得三声口哨吧。”　

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