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趣味图片英语笑话:The trip to Venice 威尼斯之行(双语)

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Isn't this just romantic, honey?

这不浪漫吗,亲爱的?

I was once date raped in a gondola by a man that looked a little like you ...

我曾经在平底船上被一个男人约会强奸,看上去有点像你……

The trip to Venice didn't turn out a great success

威尼斯之行没有获得巨大的成功

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