温斯顿·邱吉尔

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Winston Churchill

A member of the House of Commons got up in a debateand said that Winston Churchill was evidently suffering from beriberi,as a sign of that disease was a swollen head．

Afterwards Churchill corrected the member and said that swollen feet, not head, were the sign．

"That makes no difference," was the reply. "All I meant to convey was that you were too big for your boots．"

温斯顿·邱吉尔

一位下院议员在辩论中站起来说温斯顿·邱吉尔显然是得了脚气病，因为脚气病的一个症状就是头脑发涨。

后来邱吉尔纠正了这个议员的话，说该症状是两脚肿胀，而不是头脑发胀。

“那没什么区别，”这是他得到的回答。“我想说的是你太自大。”

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