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趣味图片英语笑话:Ebola 埃博拉病毒(双语)

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Ebola is spreading throughout Africa ..

埃博拉病毒正在整个非洲蔓延

JUGDEMENT DAY IS COMING! IT'S GOD'S WRATH! I KNEW ATHEISM WAS A CRAPPY IDEA! WE ARE ALL GOING TO HELL!

审判日来了!这是上帝的愤怒!我知道不信神是一个糟糕的主意!我们都会下地狱的!

The feeling you get every time a new epidemic emerges

每次当新的传染病存在时你的感觉

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