那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事195：脑筋急转弯（四）
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
脑筋急转弯（四）
1. Where does afternoon come before morning in the world?
世界上什么地方下午在上午之前？
2. WhY don't you taka the bus home?
你为什么不乘公交车回家？
3.WhY are the letter G and letter S in "gloves" close to aach other ？
在“gloves”一词中为什么说g和s紧紧相依？
4. What letter is an animal?
哪个字母是动物？
s. What letter is a question?
哪个字母是问题？ 。
6．How do you feel today?
你今天感觉如何？
7.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
在不切断或缠绕的情况下，如何把一根绳子变短？
8.What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades?
彼得的分数这么低，你怎么看？
9. What does everybody do at the same time?
所有人同时在做什么？
10. Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?
谁一年只上一天班却不会被开除？
11.Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?
自由女神为何矗立在纽约港湾？
12.When can you go as fast as a racing car?
什么时候你能像跑车一样快？
keys:
1．In the dictionary.
字典里。
2. Because my home is not that big.
因为我家没那么大。 take乘坐，带着。
3. Because there is love between them！
因为它们之间有爱1
4．lt's the letter B!
字母B,bee蜜蜂。
5．lt's the letter Y．
字母Y,whY为什么。
6. With my hands,of course!
当然用手啦!
7. Take a longer rope and compare with it!
拿一根更长的绳子和它比！
8．He didn't cheat！
他没有撒谎。
9．Grow old！
长大！
10. Santa Claus.
圣诞老人。
11. Because it can't sit down.
因为它不能坐下。
12. Whan you're in it．
当你坐在跑车里时。
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