趣味图片英语笑话：flowers 花（双语）
Mom, I've been thinking a lot about flowers lately ...
妈妈,我最近一直在思考很多关于花的……
Don't . Think about something no one else has thought of before. Something lucrative with a solid business plan ... So far you've only been an expense ...
别。想想其他人没有想到的东西。一些有利可图的有可靠的商业计划……到目前为止,您已经只是一个损失…
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