趣味图片英语笑话:I'm so tired of being single! 单身的我太累了(双语)
I'm so tired of being single! I really hope I'm going to meet a nice, sensible man at this party...
单身的我太累了!我真的希望在这个聚会会遇到一个漂亮的,明智的人…
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