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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事94:继续拥有他

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
如果一个女人偷了你的老公,最好的复仇方式便是让她继续拥有他

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