趣味图片英语笑话:the investment 投资(双语)
... but it really feels kind of disappointing that my return on the investment only is $8 million...
…但我确实感到失望,我的投资回报率仅是800万美元……
Richard had trouble with the concept of perspective
理查德的观点思想已经有问题了
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