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小鸡怎样事先钻进蛋壳里

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  One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell.

  一天,老师带学生到养鸡场参观,当他们走近孵化器时,刚好一只小鸡破壳而出。

  "It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the egg shell, isn't it?" the teacher said.

  “看见一个小生命从蛋壳里出来,岂不是很奇妙的吗?”老师说。

  "Yes, sir." said one of the boys, " but it would be more wonderful if we knew how a chick gets in to its eggs hell before hand."

  “是的,老师。”一个男学生说,“可是,如果我们知道它是怎样事先钻进蛋壳里的那就更奇妙了。”

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