趣味图片英语笑话:a janitor 看门人(双语)
I WANT THE PRIMITIVE BRUTE TO FUCK ME SENSELESS!
我想要原始的野蛮人去悲情城市是毫无意义的!
When you place a janitor right in the middle of a party of academics
当你把一个看门人放在一群学者中间时
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