趣味图片英语笑话:Abstract expressionism 抽象表现主义(双语)
I see a women giving birth to the idea of progress...
我看到一个妇女生产生想法的过程……
I see Buddha wrestling Shiva
我看到佛湿婆摔跤
Abstract expressionism is the best diversion when robbing someone pretentious
当抢劫自命不凡的人时抽象表现主义是最好的消遣
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